The Lone Ranger

Makes me want to watch Dead Man again.

Elysium

Sometimes I get tired of movie solutions to social injustice that are based on fantasy, even if the movie itself is pretty good.

Pain & Gain

Like Fargo only really "real" this time.

This is the End

is just about how I picture it happening, if the Christian fundamentalists are right.

After Earth

I guess M. Night Shyamalan movies are even less interesting without a twist.

The Place Beyond the Pines

Not just a modern film noir but a sort of grim, wheel-of-life, cops and robbers and barons tale.